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My Guide to SEO and Success

This is a guide I worked out myself from what I have observed and learned in the field of SEO.

Keyword Research

  • Work out the best keywords to target based on relevance and KEI for each webpage on the site (or as many as possible).
  • Limit the KWs to target of each page to 1 or 2 one phrase.
  • To keep track of which keywords the pages has to target put them in the Meta KW tag, a very good tag to keep track of this, hehe.

On-Page Optimization

  • Domain name: Get the most important KW in the domain name. Don’t make it look spammy, if the visitor feels it spammy, Google for sure also thinks so.
  • Title: Try to make variations of the KW. Don’t repeat the same word more than 2 times and not after each other. Keep company name in the end of the title if branding is needed.
  • Internal navigation: Each web page HAS to be reachable within two clicks (if not a site based on a db). If not with navigation structure then with a sitemap. Isolate if any webpages are more important than others and if so, get more links to it. For example if the homepage is very important make a link to it from each page – both for the visitors and for the SEs. Avoid navigation with flash or some complex js – but if you HAVE to keep it then have a normal HTML navigation on the bottom of the page.
  • Use H1 and H2 tags with KWs in them and define them in the CSS file. Use the headings in a sensible and logical way to avoid possible filters.
  • Meta desc: KW in the beginning, action for the visitor in the end.
  • KW rich text starts early in the source: Use CSS-P for this and get the CSS and JS in external files.
  • Page contains a lot of text: You should strive for to keep your web pages at least 250 words each.
  • Use the Title attribute in the anchor tags.
  • Use ALT description tags on the images.
  • Use the strong tag if possible to emphasize KWs.
  • Spread out the KWs in the body text. Avoid a too high density, if it feels a bit spammy, reduce it. You write for the visitors not the SEs.
  • In case you have any tables use the summary attribute.
  • Use XHTML and put all design in the external CSS file to reduce the file sizes and make it “easier” for the spiders to see the content.
  • Avoid frames and flash based site.
  • Avoid poison words in the title, headings, file name and other important places.
  • Use static URLs. If you use a db get it mod_rewritten.
  • Use dashes in the URLs. Confirmed by my own SEO test as well as on the Google blog by GG as well as Matt Cutts.
  • Keep your files under 100K. (spiders may disregard additional)
  • If needed break up words in the source so they form keywords by using “word-spacing:-4px” with CSS.
  • Have your content change/updated on a regular basis so the spiders will come more often. If this is not done manually you can rotate/randomize text with PHP. This maybe also will rank you higher.
  • Avoid ANY kind of bad hat SEO or anything could mistakenly be seen as bad hat. This includes doorways, non-301 redirects, hidden texts or links, spamming, mirror domains, cloaking etc.
  • Validate the code by W3C so you make it easier for the SE spiders.
  • Never link to any site that could be seen as a bad site.
  • Use 301 to get the PR on one version of the domain name (confirmed by GG on WMW and by Matt Cutts on his blog)
  • If you have any link to an unimportant page let say copyright terms on each page use the rel=nofollow so that you distribute the PR more to your other pages than that one.

Off-Page Optimization

  • Get links from high PR pages to your site. Try to have them related in the same theme. Avoid excessive reciprocal linking, it could be penalized – three way linking is better.
  • Avoid temporary links to your site, the older they are the better.
  • Get your KWs in the anchor text of the links to your site.
  • Avoid excessive crosslinking.
  • Whenever you feel that “now I have enough links”, set a new goal to double them.
  • Good ways to get links: Write and submit high quality articles to article sites, write something unique and useful, get into niche directories (also general once are ok.) But avoid the FFA type in which there is no approval.
  • Make a Google sitemap and submit it.
  • Get a reliable host that has more than 99% uptime, is fast and is not hosting bad sites (you don’t want to be in a bad neighbourhood.)
  • Submit your site to SEs and directories ONLY manually.

Factors in the Long Run

  • Content is not King. UNIQUE content is King. Huge difference. Write something valuable that has not been written before and you will see what I mean.
  • Add more unique content on a regular basis. Try to write at least an article or web page with text per week.
  • Build your web site big. One big good one is much better than 10 small not-so-good ones.
  • Have good statistics and analyze from where you get your visitors, their paths on your site and finetune it.
  • Observe: Look and observe all the time. Check the SERPs, check the stats, check this, check that and learn. If something goes good reinforce it, if something was not good remedy it.

Personal Recommendations

  • If you have a site about information try to specialize it in a certain niche.
  • Make a SEO friendly directory in your niche of speciality. You will get a huge benefit of this. You can ask or make them sign up for your newsletter when submitting their site. When you send your newsletter make it valuable information and you won’t get any unsubscribers.
  • Do your research before starting a new site. Look at which sites are already existing, what is needed and wanted and then make one that is the best in a certain field. Like if you find there is 20 similar sites like the one you want to make, figure out how you can make it the best of them.
  • If you offer services try to always give more than what is expected and you will build up a good reputation.
  • Find forums in your special field and provide useful information and help people by answering their questions etc. Have your site in the signature and you will see that it will be more known.
  • In the bodytext concentrate on the visitor and not on yourself.
  • If you have a site that sells things or services, don’t speak about money the first thing but how you can help the visitor. In addition add pages to the site with valuable information that will drive visitors to the site that maybe is not interested in your services but maybe in some month will be.
  • The big search engines have million of variables in their algo, don’t try to cheat it. Spend the time writing instead.
  • Study the SEO field by reading articles and forums to learn more each day and catch the algo changes and follow up with finetuning your site.

Best Personal Advice

  • Don’t make a web site to make money, make a web site to the benefit and help to your visitors and you will see that the money will come.

How to Make a Bomb Detonator Chapter 8 (Educational Purposes!!)

From Chapter 7

Chapter 8 Remote Bomb Detonator

Note: This chapter is VERY similar to Chapter 7.  However a diode was adopted

In the previous chapter, I asked you to look first at Chapter 6’s last photo. Please do that again. Here is the URL for that photo ( http://malaysiabodoh.com/blog1/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/img_1847.jpg ). Now also, look at the previous chapter’s first photo ( http://malaysiabodoh.com/blog1/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/img_1857.jpg ). You will notice that both are almost the same except one is using a battery cell (for a messy blow job) and the other is using an alarm clock.

Now, I would just remove the alarm clock and replace the alarm clock as shown in the photograph below: –


Hey, I bought a new remote toy car with part of Datuk Chris Goh’s 10% payment. The box is still intact as shown in the photo. Obviously you cannot clip the crocodile clips to the box and expect it to become a remote bomb detonator. Well, take the toy car out from the box.  Test out the toy and make sure the wheels are spinning: –

On inspection, I am lucky to discover that this Made in China product has the two cable exposed at the rear wheel end.

Obviously those are the cables to the motor and I don’t need to dismantle the whole car. I just need to make some minor incisions to the cable to expose the metallic part like this.

Clip the exposed cable.

However, as mentioned in the beginning of this chapter, a diode was adopted. Clip the diode as shown below: –

The reason for a diode is very simple. Motors are sometimes not very stable. It sends out tiny electricity signals. If you adopt a diode, that would take care of this signals. Even with the alarm clock project, some alarm clocks may or may not need a diode.

Now set up the whole circuit as shown like this

For the movie, you can view it here:-

http://www.malaysiayoutube.com/play.php?vid=465

How to Make a Bomb Detonator Chapter 7 (Educational Purposes!!)

From Chapter 6

7.0 Alarm Clock Detonator

Firstly, let’s take a look at Chapter 6’s last photo ( http://malaysiabodoh.com/blog1/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/img_1856.jpg ). It depicts a battery and two crocodile clips. If you are a suicide bomber willing to sacrifice your life by blowing yourself into pieces in enemy territory, just run to the enemy and close the circuit of the battery.

However, I did mention that life is too precious to perform this sort of messy blow jobs (pun intended).

Now, if we were to replace the battery cell with this (alarm clock): –

(click on the photo to enlarge it)

Then, the explosion time can be set. You basically need an alarm clock which has a motor. The motor sends approximately 1.5V of current which is adequate to trigger the transistor. Remember the last photo of Chapter 6? It’s a cell with 1.5V.  So the alarm clock’s motor is a good replacement. Let’s have a look at the motor: –

If you paid attention to my class from Chapter 1 to 6, you should have no problems here.  Hence the very short write up in this chapter.

Let’s watch a video of how this works: –

http://www.malaysiayoutube.com/play.php?vid=464

In this video, I started off by clipping the green crocodile clip to the 9V cell. This 9V cell is essential to cause the short circuit and consequently resulting in the Ignition Event. But of course you already know that this would not be powered up if there is no signal sent to the transistor. Then I move on to the alarm clock and pointed the alarm clock button and the match stick. I then pressed the alarm clock button and the match was ignited. Of course I could have waited like half an hour or so and make it work like a real alarm clock bomb detonator but I am sure you wouldn’t want to watch a movie where nothing happens only after half an hour. So, I “fast-forwarded” the process by pressing the alarm clock button and the bell rang immediately. When the bell rang, electrical signal was sent to the transistor and this sent another signal to the relay. Since the relay is triggered, the 9V battery’s circuit began to lit up the match.  Hence the Ignition Event

Continue to Chapter 8

How to Make a Bomb Detonator Chapter 6 (Educational Purposes!!)

From Chapter 5

6.0 Combining Transistor and Relay

All the photos and videos you viewed previously may seem hopelessly useless to you but trust me if you are able to recreate the same circuits that I demonstrated from Chapter 1 to Chapter 5 and if you continue with Chapter 6, you should be able to create your own detonator successfully.

In this chapter, I shall combine a transistor and a relay.  Besides that, there is no more light bulb.  Remember in Chapter 3 I demonstrated how to light a light bulb? Well, now the light bulb’s location (i.e. on the right side) has been replaced with a matchstick.  Of course you could combine the matchstick with something more powerful to kill your enemy.  For instance, you could always combine the matchstick with dynamite.  However, as mentioned earlier, I shall not be discussing on explosives because this article is solely on detonators.

Previously, the centre portion had either been a transistor (Chapter 4) or a relay (Chapter 5).  Now, I changed the centre portion to have both the transistor and a relay.  The left side still maintains as a battery cell.

Anyway, the descriptio of what I said above is depicted here: –

As usual, the matchstick is ignited via the action of short circuiting (see Chapter 1 & 2) which creates the Ignition Even: –

Some close up views are as shown below: –

The relay’s connections remain the same as the previous chapter ans is as shown below: –

Here is a close up view of the cells used to trigger the relay.  don’t be worried as to why there’s one small cell above.  You see, I need about 4V to trigger the relay and so I had 3 times 1.5V cells which is equal to 4.5V.  There are many types of relays.  If your relay is a 9V relay, then you need a 9V power to trigger the relay.

Here are some close up views of the transistor.

The final photo below is the trigger which will trigger the whole circuit.  In other words, when you connect the crocodile clips to the appropriate terminals, the matchstick would light up!  Unfortunately I didn’t manage to make a video of that.  Well you just have to imagine that the matchstick would light up.

Now just use your wild imagination!  If a 1.5 V battery can trigger the above circuit, what would you use in place of this 1.5 V battery?  Almost anything!!!

To do a booby trap, perhaps you could have two metal plates, parallel i.e. one on top of the other.  When your enemy steps on the top plate, it touches the bottom plate and this would trigger a bomb detonation.

Besides that, if your enemy is entering a building through a door, you could similarly thing of a trigger mechanism to close the circuit and blast your enemy to pieces using this detonator and powerful exposives.

Yes, you can let your imagination run wild and think of many other methods to blast and cause your enemy to die.  Hey, that’s what soldiers do to defend their country right?  Anyway, what else can you think of as a detonator?  Well, obviously you could use a cellular phone.  After reading Malaysia’s news where the Malaysian Airlines System or MAS allows passengers to use handheld devices on board of the plane, I feel that it is a bad move because do note that cellular phones can act as a detonator too!  Just imagine replacing that last photo’s 1.5 V cell with a cellular phone!

Anyway, to continue with the next chapter, I would introduce something easily available i.e. an alarm clock and a remote control car.  So, you will then know how to create an Alarm Clock Bomb Detonator and also a Remote Control Car Detonator.

Due to time constraints, I am not able to discuss on Cellular Phone Bomb Detonators but the principles are the same as the Remote Control Car Detonator.  You just need to get the two “trigger cables” to the motor of the Cellular Phone like how you get the two “trigger cables” to your Remote Control Car (in Chapter 8).

Continue to Chapter 7

How to Make a Bomb Detonator Chapter 5 (Educational Purposes!!)

From Chapter 4

5.0 Relays as Switch

What are the advantages of using relays over transistors?  Well the following are the advantages of using relays: –

a) relays can switch AC and DC while transistors can only switch on DC current

b) relays can switch on high voltages but transistors can’t

c) relays are a better choice for switching large currents (>5A)

d) relays can switch many contacts at once

The disadvantages of relays are as follows:-

a) relays are bulkier than transistors for switching small currents

b) relays can’t switch rapidly except for reed relays while transistors can switch many times per second

c) relays use more power due to the current flowing through its coil

d) relays require more current than many ICs can provide and hence a low power transistor may be needed to switch the current for the relay’s coil

Let’s just put aside whatever I just said and bear in mind that in next chapter, I will combine both relay and transistor together.  I would like you to just compare the following relay circuit with that of the transistor’s circuit in Chapter 4.  It looks rather similar.  The red and white cables are used to power up or activate the relay (the white cable I am refering to is the white that is on the left not the one on the right side of the relay).

The relay has 5 legs as shown here: –

Here is a close up view of the 9V battery: –

The following photo shows that on the left side, the circuit is open.  If I were to close this circuit i.e. to clip the crocodile clip to the cable, the relay would be activated.

Let’s watch a video on how the relay can be used as a switch: –

http://www.malaysiayoutube.com/play.php?vid=463

Continue to Chapter 6

How to Make a Bomb Detonator Chapter 4 (Educational Purposes!!)

From Chapter 3

4.0 Transistors

The first transistor was invented sometime during the beginning of the 20th Century and through the enhancement of technology, transistors are used today as an amplifier and also as a high speed switch.

You should be aware that since it is used as a high-speed switch, it can be adopted to switch on your bomb detonator.  By adopting the transistor, we do not need to personally cause an ignition event to detonate a bomb.

Before proceeding further, it would be useful to know that transistors when used as an electrical switch, only low voltages should be used e.g. 1A or less.  Also transistors cannot be used as switches for Alternating Current (AC) or high voltages.  Where AC or high voltages are used, the relay (next Chapter) would be a better option but fortunately in this bomb detonator project you are undertaking, we would only be dealing with DC i.e. battery generated electricity.

For the next hands-on task, this is what I want you to do.  Go get any electrical junk you have lying around your house that you will not be using anymore.  It can be a broken computer, laptop, DVD player, radio, etc.  Search for a transistor which has three legs.

After obtaining the transistor, here is what I would like you to do.  Look at the photo below.  Let’s call the light bulb side as the “right side” and the transistor shall be called the “centre” and the 1.5V cell shall be called the “left side”. (Please click on the photo to enlarge it or else you will not see the whole photograph).

The above is similar to Chapter 3’s Lighting a Light Bulb circuit except that it has an additional transistor.  A close up view of the transistor is as shown below: –

At the battery terminal, the connection is as below where the red cable is the positive terminal while the black one is negative: –

Clip the red crocodile clip to one leg of the transistor as shown in the photos below and make sure that the connection is correct.  You also need to clip the white crocodile clip to the centre of the transistor.

Now you can activate / trigger the light bulb just by connecting the cell which is located on the left side and this is shown in the photograph below: –

Again, I end off this chapter with a video for you to watch how the transistor can act as a switch.


http://www.malaysiayoutube.com/play.php?vid=462

Continue to Chapter 5

How to Make a Bomb Detonator Chapter 3 (Educational Purposes!!)

From Chapter 1 & 2

3.0 Lighting a Light Bulb

Some of you will be wondering why I came up with this chapter titled “Lighting a Light Bulb”.  Yes, you probably would be wondering because if you look at any simple torch light, you would know how a light bulb works.  But this topic is important becaust this would be the foundation to how you could create a bomb detonator.  You see, I would like to keep everything as simple as possible and hence I introduced this topic.

The circuit diagram to light a light bulb is as follows: –

The photographs of the above two circuit are as shown below: –

Since we are in the age of Youtube, I would like to show how this circuit works in video format.  Please note that, this video is hosted at www.malaysiayoutube.com and again I thank Datuk Chris Goh for his server.  This video is not hosted by www.youtube.com that discourages freedom of speech like bomb making techniques.


http://www.malaysiayoutube.com/play.php?vid=461

Congratulations.  You just took one step into making a Bomb Detonator.  Please do follow the next few chapters in order to be successful in making a Bomb Detonator to kill your enemies in enemy territory.

Continue to Chapter 4

How to Make a Bomb Detonator Chapter 1 & 2 (Educational Purposes!!)

Acknowledgements

Firstly, I would like to thank Datuk Chris Goh for making me a contributor in this website i.e. bodohland.com. From what I understand, bodoh means stupid in his country. Unfortunately I am not from where Datuk Chris Goh resides and thus I do not speak his language. Initially, Datuk Chris Goh approached me (via email of course) and requested that I write an article on How to Make a Bomb Detonator because he found my videos rather interesting after he stumbled upon some of my videos. I wholeheartedly thank Datuk Chris Goh for giving me this opportunity to write here.

Initially, I was very reluctant to write in this blog because I noticed that there are pornographic videos and images in this blog. I said no but Datuk Chris Goh offered to pay me Euro 1 million and I really thanked him for banking in the 10% as promised with no strings attached. Since the other 90% depends on my writting, I would have to get going.

Educational Purposes!! don’t try this at home

1.0 Introduction

This article is focused on how one could actually make a detonator to detonate bombs. Before starting off, there are three main keywords I would like to elaborate i.e. Ignition, Detonator and Explosives.

1.1 Ignition

Firstly, the term worth noting is Ignition. Ignition basically refers to the event, which would initiate the explosion. Obviously if you build a device with no explosives and ignition took place, nothing would happen. For instance, you built the detonator and beside the detonator is a gasoline container filled with gasoline, which you use as explosives. Assuming the container is full, when the detonator causes an ignition, the next instance would be a big explosion. On the other hand, if the gasoline container is empty, there will be no explosion though the detonator created the ignition event.

1.2 Detonator

The second term I would lie to discuss is Detonator. The definition of a detonator is basically a device, which causes ignition. A very good example is suicide bombers where they themselves are the detonators. But since life is too precious to blow oneself up, terrorists decided to adopt animals as detonators by tying bombs to dogs. Besides using human beings and dogs, of course terrorists in the past used cars and trucks to detonate bombs too. Of course other devices such as a clock, a timer, a cellular phone or even a remote control car can very well serve as a detonator.

1.3 Explosives

The last term I would like to define is Explosives. An explosive can basically be defined as a material that causes explosion. Easily available explosives would be flammables such as gasoline, gunpowder or even dynamites for mining.

In this article, I shall not be focusing on explosives but I shall focus on the ignition and detonator topics.


2.0 Ignition

2.1 Executing Ignition

One could simply cause an ignition event by generating heat. The relationship between V = I × R can be easily viewed if one carry out the following experiment. Note that V is voltage, I is the current and R is the resistance.

If we were to use a 1.5V battery, the steel mesh would take a very long time to cause an ignition event. We need to increase the I (current) in order to cause an ignition event.

Two ways would be to either increase the voltage or reduce the resistance. By reducing the resistance, we would need to change the steel mesh material to say a smaller diameter wire i.e. a very tiny diameter wire. The easier way would be to increase the voltage.

In the following videos, you will see how a 9V battery and transformer would cause an Ignition event to occur. Observe as one of the wire strands from the steel mesh turns red hot!

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Video 1: A video showing an ignition event using a 9V battery.

Here are some photographs of how the circuit could be set up.

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Video 2: A video showing an ignition event using a Transformer

An understanding on this simple technique to create an ignition event is necessary to create a detonator for bombs. In Video 2, this technique would be practical when a bomb is placed in an enemy’s building where electricity is easily available. In Video 1, since electricity may not be available in enemy territory, the 9V battery was hence adopted.

Continue to Chapter 3